21 June 2008

FRIDAY FUNNIES - Sad, but true!

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is .. . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . … Having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . .. . Not piddling in your pants.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

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