spent the weekend partying and watching football ALL DAY with the boys
and drinking himself into a stupor. When he finally returned home on
Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a few of hours of ranting and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days?'.....
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said,
'That would suit me just fine!!'
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her..............
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
little out of the corner of his left eye.