Bin Laden Jokes

Elton John is to write a tribute song following Bin Laden's death."Sandals in the Bin"

Bin Laden dead, and in other Breaking News, Chuck Norris returns home from holiday in Pakistan...

Apparently Bin Laden had a $25 million tag on his head. What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?

Saddam Hussain. ☑
Osama Bin Laden ☑
Julius Malema. ☐

Just proves you can take the bin out on a public holiday ...

Bin Laden's final words ... "I need a house full of Navy Seals like I need a hole in the head".

Bin Laden dead - Best player at Hide & Seek 2001-2011

GUY AT THE BAR SAYS: I’LL HAVE A BIN LADEN, PLEASE.

BARTENDER SAYS: WHAT’S THAT?

GUY REPLIES: 2 SHOTS AND A SPLASH OF WATER!


Bin Laden's final words .... "Who's there?"